Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Taxidermy Blog: Kristi, You Like Squirrels Right?

Since I'm a vegetarian now I can talk about how it's not okay to be cruel to animals right? Eh whatever, this is still kinda awesome.


Forgive the lack of actual photo, but apparently you can't steal a picture off of Ebay. You win this round you auctioning mother fuckers.

Squirrels, yes, there's just no time to be humane when you can kill a squirrel, stuff it, and stick it on a Harley Davidson. Or if you're feeling saucy a toy horse, or a remote control car. If you have small children this would be a great Christmas gift. Explaining it might be awkward, but you might as well get those awkward conversations out of the way early right? Things like that might be why I haven't been invited back to babysit on multiple occasions. Apparently, parents don't think watching the movie 91/2 weeks is an appropriate way to show how babies are made. Prudes.
 
Joe, I'm gonna go ahead and throw this out as an option for an anniversary gift. February is just around the corner.

1 comment:

  1. Whatever...you get hit in the head multiple times by acorns thrown by squirrels and see if you still looove them.

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