Binge Blog: No Fatties

There's a new tactic to stay trim ladies. It's called drinking...heavily and for long periods of time. All this time I thought it was alcohol that made me gain weight, I was dead wrong. It's all that stupid food! I feel like an idiot. Thank god for this important piece of journalism.

Alcohol abuse boosts body image.

Drunkorexia? This article makes skipping meals to save calories and money sound like a bad thing. It's not, it leads to good decision making and straight A's. Not to mention you'll be all hot and skinny.

Like this sweet little piece.

That's what I call staying ahead of the curve. Good for you skinny legs...good for you. Now someone get this girl a gin and Dexatrim STAT!