Women's Rights Blog: Does Brazil Shop at The Gap?

A Brazillan college student was recently expelled for wearing a mini-dress to class. Amid a barrage of insults she was escorted out of class and eventually asked to leave the university.

  Geisy Arruda, look at her, a regular trollop.

Sooooo, in Brazil the college dudes DON'T like it when the chicks are skanky? I have to take a minute here. I'm a little confused that a country whose namesake was given to an all hands on deck this is gonna hurt hoo-ha wax would have a problem with a girl in a mini-dress. I mean it has sleeves.

UPDATE

Apparently Bandeirante (pronounce that, I dare you) University has decided not to expel the girl in the pink dress. Maybe they took a tour of Florida State University and decided that a long sleeved short dress wasn't the worst thing a girl could wear to class. Even the smart/prudish chicks dressed a little skanky at FSU. They just added glasses so you got that nerdy/whorish vibe. I never did that though. I also never started a gigantic foam party in a fountain in the middle of Landis Green using the identity of a midwestern girl named Schenectady. There also wasn't a recorder, a kuzoo, and a guy that looked like John Lennon involved either.

So shut your stupid mouth.

Athletic Blog: I'd Invite this Girl over for Tea and Crumpets Anyday

As an athlete myself ( I took golf lessons and ran a mile once), I completely understand how intense a big game can be. That being said, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this girl is crazy like a scandinavian prostitute on Archipelago Boat Day.



She's got dead eyes like a scandinavian prostitute too. Well, I was definitely thinking about becoming a professional athlete of some sort, but soccer is looking a little rough for me. I think I'll stick to wii bowling and watching the olympics.

Binge Blog: No Fatties

There's a new tactic to stay trim ladies. It's called drinking...heavily and for long periods of time. All this time I thought it was alcohol that made me gain weight, I was dead wrong. It's all that stupid food! I feel like an idiot. Thank god for this important piece of journalism.

Alcohol abuse boosts body image.

Drunkorexia? This article makes skipping meals to save calories and money sound like a bad thing. It's not, it leads to good decision making and straight A's. Not to mention you'll be all hot and skinny.

Like this sweet little piece.

That's what I call staying ahead of the curve. Good for you skinny legs...good for you. Now someone get this girl a gin and Dexatrim STAT!