Women's Rights Blog: Does Brazil Shop at The Gap?

A Brazillan college student was recently expelled for wearing a mini-dress to class. Amid a barrage of insults she was escorted out of class and eventually asked to leave the university.

  Geisy Arruda, look at her, a regular trollop.

Sooooo, in Brazil the college dudes DON'T like it when the chicks are skanky? I have to take a minute here. I'm a little confused that a country whose namesake was given to an all hands on deck this is gonna hurt hoo-ha wax would have a problem with a girl in a mini-dress. I mean it has sleeves.

UPDATE

Apparently Bandeirante (pronounce that, I dare you) University has decided not to expel the girl in the pink dress. Maybe they took a tour of Florida State University and decided that a long sleeved short dress wasn't the worst thing a girl could wear to class. Even the smart/prudish chicks dressed a little skanky at FSU. They just added glasses so you got that nerdy/whorish vibe. I never did that though. I also never started a gigantic foam party in a fountain in the middle of Landis Green using the identity of a midwestern girl named Schenectady. There also wasn't a recorder, a kuzoo, and a guy that looked like John Lennon involved either.

So shut your stupid mouth.

Love Makin Blog: Not in My Backyard (It's Funny Because I Don't Have One)

The esteemed journalist Perez Hilton has opened my eyes to possibly one of the scariest websites I've ever heard of. ijustmadelove.com is a website where people can plug in (pun intended) where, when, and how they last go.it.on.

Well the good news is that people in Eastern Europe are getting it on like crazy and are TOTALLY willing to take the time to plug their exploits into a website. I'm not sure why this is a good idea or why anyone would care where people are getting it on. I do know this though. I'm looking at Cape Coral, FL and it's lookin bus-ay. Actually, there's not one post. Apparently, there's a certain newlywed couple that haven't told the world the specifics. What's the matter guys? Oh, I guess you want to be all private about it. Fine, but just know that Eastern Europe disagrees with you.

But just in case you need some inspiration