Shaving Blog: You Don't Have to Do it in November

Good news fellas it's "No Shave November." You don't have to shave for the enitre month. It's true! If you show up to work looking like a you've hiked the Appalachian Trail your boss can't be mad. It's on urban dictionary and there's a facebook group so it's totally legit. The above picture is also true. If you have a mustache like that there's no stopping your fanciness. You can say things like " Of course, I've always preferred Krug, Clos du Mesnil Champagne more than it's vintage 1990, but Dom Pérignon is for tricksters and hobos." Then you'll slap your waiter in the face and we'll all laugh and laugh. And the ladies will LOVE it. So if you can grow a mustache like that, November is going to be a very good month.

Here's some bad news fellas, No Shave November isn't gender specific. Chicks don't have to shave either. But if you're dating one of the Flynn cousins you probably thought No Shave November was all year long. Well it's not. It's just November. Read the title of this post. The horn of plenty is now filled with hair. Don't blame me, blame the Pilgrims.

Happy Halloween Blog: Tryin' to Get to Yooooou and that ...Monkey?

Happy Halloween! And what do we have here? A little nurse, a doctor, a witch, and a vampire. Great costumes kids. Spooky! Hey, here's comes the McKenzie's! I wonder what they're going to be this year.

Wait...Oh God.

No, this is not okay. I'm all upset now. I was going to write a nice halloween blog about family, candy and togetherness, but this is just too much. Take the worst family Halloween costume and multiply it by one hundred and it maybe, just maybe, it might equal the dysfunction in this picture. The kids have genitalia. I don't even know what to write. This is what I get for waiting until 10 am to start drinking. Idiot!!!