Good news fellas it's "No Shave November." You don't have to shave for the enitre month. It's true! If you show up to work looking like a you've hiked the Appalachian Trail your boss can't be mad. It's on urban dictionary and there's a facebook group so it's totally legit. The above picture is also true. If you have a mustache like that there's no stopping your fanciness. You can say things like " Of course, I've always preferred Krug, Clos du Mesnil Champagne more than it's vintage 1990, but Dom PĂ©rignon is for tricksters and hobos." Then you'll slap your waiter in the face and we'll all laugh and laugh. And the ladies will LOVE it. So if you can grow a mustache like that, November is going to be a very good month.
Here's some bad news fellas, No Shave November isn't gender specific. Chicks don't have to shave either. But if you're dating one of the Flynn cousins you probably thought No Shave November was all year long. Well it's not. It's just November. Read the title of this post. The horn of plenty is now filled with hair. Don't blame me, blame the Pilgrims.
hahahaha. i'm going to kill you the next time i see you.
ReplyDelete"Chicks don't have to shave either." EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteWith great mustache, comes great responsibility.