Shaving Blog: You Don't Have to Do it in November

Good news fellas it's "No Shave November." You don't have to shave for the enitre month. It's true! If you show up to work looking like a you've hiked the Appalachian Trail your boss can't be mad. It's on urban dictionary and there's a facebook group so it's totally legit. The above picture is also true. If you have a mustache like that there's no stopping your fanciness. You can say things like " Of course, I've always preferred Krug, Clos du Mesnil Champagne more than it's vintage 1990, but Dom Pérignon is for tricksters and hobos." Then you'll slap your waiter in the face and we'll all laugh and laugh. And the ladies will LOVE it. So if you can grow a mustache like that, November is going to be a very good month.

Here's some bad news fellas, No Shave November isn't gender specific. Chicks don't have to shave either. But if you're dating one of the Flynn cousins you probably thought No Shave November was all year long. Well it's not. It's just November. Read the title of this post. The horn of plenty is now filled with hair. Don't blame me, blame the Pilgrims.

What Made the Red Man Red

The Detroit Lions have won a game! Yes, they beat the Washington Redskins. Did this really happen? It had to of because I'm blogging about it and I'm no blog liar. Unlike some OTHER bloggers I know (Flynn! Cats and wigs? I don't buy that for a second!).





There's my Calvin Johnson Lions Jersey. I'm hoping that me wearing this jersey and the Lions winning arent mutually exclusive, but that's not lookin too good. I can't remember the last time they won a game when I was wearing it. They won today and I wasn't wearing it. Naturally.

Jersey issues aside, this win must be celebrated! I can already feel the city of Detroit's fortunes turning. People will buy American cars again and their next mayor won't be involved in some sort of scandal. Ok I'm willing to settle for doesn't go to jail. I bet Detroit gets the Olympics next! Hopefully, the summer olympics though. Offering the winter olympics is just a slap in the face and Detroit ain't no sucka.

I'm gonna buy a lottery ticket with all my Detroit luck.