I know it's hard to tell with their faces so well covered, but two white males were recently picked up for attempted burglary in Iowa. Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller were caught breaking into an apartment building by one of the neighbors and arrested shortly thereafter. Can we discuss what a great last name McNelly is? Another fine example of Irish ingenuity. So instead of masks- maybe that was too cliché so close to Halloween- they decided to use permanent marker to cover up their features. Or maybe that's the last time they get too drunk the night before a robbery and pass out first. That’s a real amateur maneuver on their part. Everyone knows too much whiskey and you'll end up sexually assaulting a stuffed snake at a Halloween store after it rejects you. I mean after it jumps out at you. I mean ummmm...because it attacked you first. Oh man.
