Rant Blog: This Will Just Take A Second

I realize a total of four people read my blog, so what I say really doesn't matter. But that doesn't mean I can't rant right? What else am I gonna do after drinking a bottle of wine and eating a pound of tootsie rolls?

Conan O' Brien is the absolute shit. There's no getting around it.

Guess who is NOT the shit? Jay fucking Leno that's who. I would watch every single other late night host, but not you, Jay Leno, not you. I'm sure you're a swell guy, but your primetime show was not successful because it wasn't funny. You said you were leaving now leave. Please.

Conan, you are a goddamn gentleman.