My friend Shelley, okay we haven't actually met, but we're on a Twilight email chain and that's practically the same thing. Look, I have tons of friends okay so shut up. Anyway, she's clearly gifted in the art of makin' sexy pumpkins. Is it me, or do you want to run your fingers through that jack o' latern's hair? No? Oh I know me neither. That shit is for weirdos. winky face.
