I'm feeling saucy today what can I say. You've all probably stopped reading this blog considering I haven't been writing it. And who can blame you. BUT if you still read, I appreciate your patience. There's a jar of pickles* coming your way.
*naturally I don't mean a literal jar of pickles, but the various sexual favors my hired monkey will do for you. Don't mess with that monkey though, she's feminist and she owns a house.
Today, I want to dedicate a blog post to my creepy Chinese fan. China gets a lot of flack for being communist and freedom crushing, and for their love of donkey sandwiches (not a sexual position). But if you take the time to read the sweet things my Chinese blog reader is writing I think you'll remember what the Chinese should really be known for...their heart.
Shelbfest took the time to translate my Chinese reader's comment. It's pretty moving so if you have some weakness tissues around I suggest you grab them now.
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I know, it really cuts to the heart of you doesn't it? I haven't been this moved since I watched "The Cutting Edge" for the first time. Figure skating + D.B. Sweeney = straight up Olympic romance.
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