Hungover Blog: Waterbeds?

It's Saturday and I'm hungover so guess what? I'm writing about fucking waterbeds. They're beds filled with water. No big deal. I know what you're thinking. "oh wow, apparently Meghan finally ran out of vampire stuff to write about." NOPE! Suckas. Watch this show. It's got more hot vampires in it. And Boone from Lost. Again, no big deal. By the way, Ian Somerhalder, if you read this blog (of course you do), I'm buying a waterbed. I bet your likely beautiful and funny girlfriend doesn't have one. Marinate on that.

I'm not sure if it's the hangover or not, but I'm getting pretty seasick just thinking about waterbeds. Are they the pinnacle of douchery? I think they might be. I think the ranking goes 3. thinks Dane Cook is hilarious 2. wears Ed Hardy and 1. owns a waterbed. Oh and pet waterbeds exist. Just in case you want to make sure your dog never gets any action either.

Calm Down Ladies, He likes Dane Cook

There he is. A boy and his dog.

In return for following my blog (yes I bribe...deal with it) I promised my buddy Kyle that I would write a post about him.

So for all you ladies out there (meaning the four of you that actually read this) Kyle is single and ready to mingle. I know what you're thinking "but that guy looks totally gay?" I know right! But no...he isn't and he's looking for a special lady to drink a protein shake with him. Although, truth be told his relationship with his friend Steve is questionable at best.

But I digress.

Are you looking for a fulfilling and lasting relationship? Let me just stop you right there, Kyle's not the one for you. He hates commitment almost as much as empty calories. BUT if you're looking for a night on the town (Dave and Busters) and maybe some dancing (rollin' the dice) then we might have ourselves a love connection! But don't call me to complain the first time he makes you watch Family Guy, I warned you when I wrote the words "Dane Cook."