Inspiration Blog: Okay I Won't Be Lazy Anymore

I've been lacking a lot of inspiration blog readers. Also, I'm lazy and didn't feel like writing. I can't just give it up when ever you want, okay! I'm not that kind of girl. But then I got the kick in the pants I needed. No, it has nothing to do with actually being inspired to write, but more because I got called out on facebook and like some circus monkey I yielded to my adoring public. Don't worry every single one is related to me.

Well, it's that time of year again! Summertime! I'm headed down south to the land of palm trees, old people, and T.G.I.Fridays. That's where I come from. And, yes, Kenny Chesney ripped off my song idea. Douche.

So to celebrate my impending vacation. I'm going to show one of the greatest movie scenes of all time.



And that was the rap song "Top That" from the movie Teen Witch. You're Welcome

Halloween Blog: This Guy is Kind of a Dick, No?

A lovely fellow in Brooklyn has concocted a great halloween costume. All he needs is that special wingman/double amputee to help him fulfill his hopes and dreams. Sigh...Halloween sure does bring out the best in people. People are more accepting than ever. Usually, a double amputee might have trouble hanging out and meeting people on Halloween, but thanks to this kind gentleman, they're going to be the life of the party. Of course, should the amputee meet that special someone they're shit out of luck. Why? because they'll be hanging from a dude's back!

Does the ad author really think this is a good idea? If you have to preface your ad with "this might be really offensive" then it probably is. I assume he is already in a relationship or has no interest in seeing a girl naked because dressing as Chewbacca with a double amputee strapped to you is not the way to a girl's heart. Some of you that don't think I know everything (morons) might disagree, but I just can't see this going over well at a party. Unless they decide to be slutty Chewbacca and C3PO. If that's the case, I stand corrected.