Writing Workshop Blog: This Is How We Do It

Many of you are probably wondering how such blog genius is honed and crafted into my posts. Well today is your lucky day because I'm going to give you a sneak peak at the kind of conversations I have that lead to blog inspiration. These conversations are scary, dark, twisted, slightly illegal, and disturbing in the sense that small animals run when I step outside. Look, the crazy has to start somewhere. My friend (meh) Flynn has very eloquently typed a transcript of one of our many violent altercations discussions. So if you need you some strange, I have just the thing. Who Would You Rather? Bone.

Disclaimer: God Fearing Christians ought not to click.

Twiharder Blog: It's Like These Savages Don't Appreciate Good Literature!

So you're going to have to click here to read it better, but I can give you the gist. Some unfortunate lad named Alex got too drunk, and his friends left him in front of a police station with a sign that said "I'm a werewolf, lock me up." Apparently, because he was talking about Twilight all night. This poor fella was ridiculed for expressing his affection for one of the finest examples of tween literature since "Superfudge." Not since this blog have characters been so carefully crafted, and adored by their audience. I guess his friends are all against "bad movies with mediocre acting" and books with "mormon and anti-abortion undertones."

Does no one care that the vampire is super hot? Did you click on the link? Yeah, super.fucking.hot. What kind of world do we live in when these things go unnoticed. I just get so angry I could take a baby seal and...wait...what? Alex is on Team Jacob? Seriously? Well, then his friends had a real point. Let's go ahead and get him one of these, and we'll see how he feels after that. Idiot.