Showing posts with label first mind grapes reference. Show all posts
Showing posts with label first mind grapes reference. Show all posts

Thursday, November 12, 2009

30 Rock Blog: When You're a Legitimate Blog You Get to Interview Tina Fey

The Daily Beast recently interviewed Tina Fey and asked her what her top ten 30 Rock moments are. Naturally, they were all hilarious and can all be found here. I've posted one of my personal favorites. It's a forty second video in which pretty much everything Tracy Jordan says is hilarious. Being hilarious myself, I can relate to that. I didn't used to think I was, but some very dear friends told me to just believe in myself. It was really hard at first, but once I increased the drinking and lowered everyone's expectations, it was a breeze!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rhode Island 1 Delaware 0


Oh Rhode Island you saucy minx. It's legal for teens to strip! You just showed Delaware who's boss. As if they didn't already have a complex!

So apparently there's a loophole in Rhode Island's law that makes it legal for under eighteeners to strip as long as they're home by 11:30pm. Cool, now it's the smallest state AND the perviest. Or maybe I'm just being unromantic. Sorry Rhode Island I've been known to be insensitive. Please forgive me.

Ok this isn't an entirely new story but I'm not on the interwebs for the news. I'm on here to look at adorable pictures of kittens and to judge celebrities. Fine! truth be told I found out from an episode of Tyra Banks. Don't you start! I already judged me and I was really mean.

I know what you're wondering and Tyra Banks does in fact frown upon teen stripping. Yeah, I'm still trying to wrap my mind grapes around that too.

Oh, and if you're wondering about the picture of Rhode Island. It's a hell of alot safer to google Rhode Island at work than teen stripping. Right? Or am I being unromantic again?