Turns out someone besides my mother is totally into hearing tips on singing karaoke. YEAH!
The lovely people at www.hellogiggles.com have posted the "The Art of the Perfect Karaoke Song" written by yours truly and they linked to this blog! Hey-OOOOO.
I'm glad I dressed it up with this new panda wallpaper. Super classy...
Monday, September 5, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011
Jail Blog: T.I. Had to Go Back
So today I was going to write a little congratulatory blog to T. I. for getting out of the slammer. Of course it doesn't matter now. T.I.P. is back in the big house because his transportation (a pimped out bus) to the halfway house was too fancy.
I also planned a party for him. I bet you didn't know that. He didn't know either. It was supposed to be a surprise. Sigh, I guess he won't get to try the petite filet toasts I spent ALL DAY making for him. Oh dessert you ask? I made raspberry pavlovas and they came out AMAZING. They aren't going to keep until the end of September though are they? ARE THEY T. I. ?! And what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this hummus?! GOD, you try to do something nice for a person and what happens...they go back to jail and your stuck with five pounds of asparagus and two ice sculptures.
Life is so unfair.
I also planned a party for him. I bet you didn't know that. He didn't know either. It was supposed to be a surprise. Sigh, I guess he won't get to try the petite filet toasts I spent ALL DAY making for him. Oh dessert you ask? I made raspberry pavlovas and they came out AMAZING. They aren't going to keep until the end of September though are they? ARE THEY T. I. ?! And what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this hummus?! GOD, you try to do something nice for a person and what happens...they go back to jail and your stuck with five pounds of asparagus and two ice sculptures.
Life is so unfair.
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asparagus,
crushed dreams,
hoes,
jail. pimps,
pate,
rappers
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